You guys might not find these funny, but me and Tamara do..So Shuuut up!=).
"I shake when I'm happy..OOOH a Zebra! *Shakes*"->Tamara, of Zac.
"Your girlfriend there, she a Grizzly or a Black...?"-> Shannah of Tamara
"No, I know you said conceited..I just hate misquitoes"->Tamara trying to cover up for her stupidity.
"Ewww! He's OLD!"->Shannah and Tamara, of old creepy biker man with leather Chaps!
"OH MY GOD SHANNAH, A FAINT FLY JUST BIT ME, I'M GOING TO FAINT!"->Tamara, after getting a sliver.
Tamara-> "Do you remember the time with the..."
Shannah-> " No, no I don't."
Tamara->"Yeah and then your toeeee!"
Shannah-> "Just leave it alone! haha!"
"OH my god! Where did he go..He just disappeared!"->Tamara.."Tamara, he's drinking from the fountain!!"->Shannah